Last response Mar 31, 2017 5pm · 1768 views · 3 responses · Started: Mar 29, 2017 3pm Igbo Man in new york
Anita Onochie · Mar 29, 2017 3pmIBO MAN WALKS INTO A BANK IN NEW YORK CITY AND ASKS FOR THE LOAN OFFICER. HE TELLS THE LOAN OFFICER THAT HE IS GOING TO NIGERIA ON BUSINESS FOR TWO WEEKS AND NEEDS TO BORROW $5000. THE LOAN
OFFICER TELLS HIM THAT THE BANK WILL NEED SOME
FORM OF SECURITY FOR THE LOAN, SO THE IBO MAN HANDS OVER THE KEYS AND DOCUMENTS... OF NEW FERRARI PARKED ON THE STREET IN FRONT OF THE BANK. HE
PRODUCES THE TITLE AND EVERYTHING CHECKS OUT. THE LOAN OFFICER AGREES TO ACCEPT THE CAR AS COLLATERAL FOR
THE LOAN. THE BANK'S MANAGER AND ITS OFFICERS ALL HAD A GOOD LAUGH AT THE
IBO FOR USING A $250,000 FERRARI AS COLLATERAL AGAINST A $5,000 LOAN. AN EMPLOYEE OF THE BANK THEN DROVE THE
FERRARI INTO THE BANK'S UNDERGROUND GARAGE AND PARKS IT THERE. TWO WEEKS
LATER, THE IBO MAN RETURNS, REPAYS THE $5,000 AND THE INTEREST, WHICH COMES
TO $15.41. THE LOAN OFFICER SAYS, "SIR, WE ARE
VERY HAPPY TO HAVE DONE BUSINESS WITH YOU, AND THIS TRANSACTION HAS WORKED OUT VERY NICELY, BUT WE ARE A
LITTLE PUZZLED.. WHILE YOU WERE AWAY, WE CHECKED YOU OUT AND FOUND THAT YOU ARE A MULTI MILLIONAIRE. WHAT
PUZZLES US STILL IS, WHY WOULD YOU BOTHER TO BORROW "$5,000" ? THE IBO MAN SMILES AND REPLIES: "WHERE ELSE IN NEW YORK CITY CAN I PARK MY CAR FOR TWO WEEKS FOR ONLY
$15.41 AND EXPECT IT TO BE THERE WHEN I RETURN!!"
I G B O K W E N U!!!
OFFICER TELLS HIM THAT THE BANK WILL NEED SOME
FORM OF SECURITY FOR THE LOAN, SO THE IBO MAN HANDS OVER THE KEYS AND DOCUMENTS... OF NEW FERRARI PARKED ON THE STREET IN FRONT OF THE BANK. HE
PRODUCES THE TITLE AND EVERYTHING CHECKS OUT. THE LOAN OFFICER AGREES TO ACCEPT THE CAR AS COLLATERAL FOR
THE LOAN. THE BANK'S MANAGER AND ITS OFFICERS ALL HAD A GOOD LAUGH AT THE
IBO FOR USING A $250,000 FERRARI AS COLLATERAL AGAINST A $5,000 LOAN. AN EMPLOYEE OF THE BANK THEN DROVE THE
FERRARI INTO THE BANK'S UNDERGROUND GARAGE AND PARKS IT THERE. TWO WEEKS
LATER, THE IBO MAN RETURNS, REPAYS THE $5,000 AND THE INTEREST, WHICH COMES
TO $15.41. THE LOAN OFFICER SAYS, "SIR, WE ARE
VERY HAPPY TO HAVE DONE BUSINESS WITH YOU, AND THIS TRANSACTION HAS WORKED OUT VERY NICELY, BUT WE ARE A
LITTLE PUZZLED.. WHILE YOU WERE AWAY, WE CHECKED YOU OUT AND FOUND THAT YOU ARE A MULTI MILLIONAIRE. WHAT
PUZZLES US STILL IS, WHY WOULD YOU BOTHER TO BORROW "$5,000" ? THE IBO MAN SMILES AND REPLIES: "WHERE ELSE IN NEW YORK CITY CAN I PARK MY CAR FOR TWO WEEKS FOR ONLY
$15.41 AND EXPECT IT TO BE THERE WHEN I RETURN!!"
I G B O K W E N U!!!
Nnemeka Nwachukwu · Mar 30, 2017 8amhahahhaha
Anita Onochie · Mar 30, 2017 1pmyes o...na how people be
Lobi · Mar 31, 2017 5pmThis is funny. Good one Mama Mixitup